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abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

theodd1sout:

I cannot stress this enough, it’s the only requirement to be my friend. 

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Sparky Surprise
[8/22/14 9: 00:58 PM] Templar the Gallade: I want to have Adelade re-open shop
[8/22/14 9: 01:11 PM] Miss Ink: nyah -rolls in-
[8/22/14 9: 01:15 PM] Templar the Gallade: And name all of her pasta dishes after other pogles
[8/22/14 9: 01:19 PM] Templar the Gallade: Templar the Gallade snugs Floatz
[8/22/14 9: 01:25 PM] Atchi: Atchi nyahs Floatz
[8/22/14 9: 01:26 PM] Templar the Gallade: Just imagine
[8/22/14 9: 01:31 PM] Miss Ink: Miss Ink nyahs back at nido
[8/22/14 9: 01:40 PM] Miss Ink: Miss Ink bats him with her paw gently on the nose
[8/22/14 9: 01:41 PM] Kaigus: Kaigus noms floatz
[8/22/14 9: 01:42 PM] Templar the Gallade: Sparky Surprise: She comes out with a plain plate of spaghetti noodles and drops it on the floor
[8/22/14 9: 01:42 PM] Miss Ink: boop
[8/22/14 9: 01:43 PM] Shadyle: Noodles?
[8/22/14 9: 01:48 PM] Atchi: LOL
AC
[8/22/14 8: 41:51 PM] Sif Flaire: >Go to play AC
>Let's do conquest, do objective based fights
>No players to fight
>Sit requeing for 10 mins
>"Let's just do them to get our rank up."
>Team kill as soon as the misison starts.
[8/22/14 8: 41:53 PM] Sif Flaire: Sif Flaire flops
[8/22/14 8: 42:02 PM] Sif Flaire: and there's my mood to play with these people
[8/22/14 8: 42:09 PM] Kaigus: welp
[8/22/14 8: 42:23 PM] Sif Flaire: There's this gamemode called FFA
[8/22/14 8: 42:29 PM] Sif Flaire: let's do that rather than be an asshole
[8/22/14 8: 42:32 PM] Cell: i thought you were playing animal crossing and i just got super confused
[8/22/14 8: 42:36 PM] Sif Flaire: Armored Core
[8/22/14 8: 42:37 PM] Cell: like whoa it got extreme
theoriginalgerbear:

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theoriginalgerbear:

World Cup Audi | Photographer

did-you-kno:

If you stay up all night your body burns an extra 161 calories.   Source

did-you-kno:

If you stay up all night your body burns an extra 161 calories.   Source

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